D-306
Name: Sumit Kumar a.k.a. C_H_E_K_K_K_A

Email: sumitk.iitkgp@gmail.com
Relationship Status : Bas I love you bolna baaki hai (to many probables)
Hobbies: Dreaming about juice and more juices (all flavors), listening to songs of dead singers, chatting with ‘the Murli’, jisko jitna paisa diya hai/liya hai looking over it in a special file called dues.txt and watching over it all times a day.
Career Goal: To stand straight for at least once in a lifetime (for at least couple of minutes)
Career skills: Collecting news from different sources, Manipulating photographs from net and claiming them to be his own.
Favourite quote: (to his wingies) tum logo ko pata hai ki is wing me ek aur chootiya bhi rehta hai!!!
Secrets:
1) Can entertain “Murli”
2)Supplier of special p* videos available in kharagpur to a remote district called Bankura in West Bengal
Biggest plus:
1) Can give funda to any contesting secy/Gsec/higher post
2) Has successfully been able to hide his sexual orientation
Biggest minus: Inspite of being surrounded by Gult juniors..couldn’t learn a single word of it

D-308
Name: Shreyas Ashok Karkhedkar a.k.a. Haloo

Email: karkhedkar.shreyas@gmail.com
Relationship Status: Poora budhaapa baaki hai….jawani me bandi patake kya karoge yaar
Hobbies: Counter Strike,BTP,MTP (everything else that ends with TP),GV
Career Goal: An evening with Mexican Bandi (already achieved)… but c****a reh gaya!
Career Skills: Ability of endless night outs, ability to sleep even amidst hoohaa drilling going on, screwing up Nangu and Kandi
Favorite Quote: Abe yaar, are yaar, Fuck fuck fuck, Sutta aache?
Secrets:
1) Kab kis bandi ke saath daaru maarega koi thikaana nahi
2) His fan runs at full speed during winter and bathes with hot water during summer
3) Donating crushes and ex-girlfriends to his friends
Biggest plus: Plenty of contacts in SN
Biggest minus: Has never used the former

D-309
Name: Arupendu Bayen a.k.a Bhindows Bhista

Email: arupendu@gmail.com
Relationship Status: Committed to lab…and highly committed to more labs
Hobbies: Lab Lab Lab and more lab
Career goals: Mai PhD karne jaaunga naaaaaaaa…agar koi university mujhe khud se bula le to…and achchi univ. honi chahiye…otherwise nahi jaunga naaaaaaaa.
Career skills: Bhindows Bhista, heating laptop and cooling laptop
Favourite Quote: Tikeeeeeeet, M******d gali de dunga, Sabkuch Change ho raha hai, Mere ko Samsung me Jaayegaa milega kya?
Secrets:
1) when experimented with 3 bottles…new secrets unlocked everytime
2) Not missing a single class since 1st yr (specially the labs classes, repeats each lab twice without any backlogs)
3) Staying awake all nite to rush to lab @ 5a.m. in the morning
4) Iske ghar ke aam ke ped par barah mahina aam falta hai
Biggest plus: Phone
Biggest minus: Unaware of balance in the former

D-310

Name: Rohit Kumar a.k.a. Chomu
Email: iitian.rohit@gmail.com
Relationship status: Nahi nahi kabhi nahi
Hobbies: Mathematics, Javamatics, Codematics, Gult Moviematics
Career goals: To know the Package offered by every possible company on earth
Career skills: Lawn tennis, Gas and more gas
Favourite quote: Package kitna hai?
Secrets:
1) Petted migraine and gas in his body simultaneously
2) Will never work in Sun Microsystems even if offered the highest package in job market
Biggest plus: Committed to mess of Patel hall of residence
Biggest minus: No daru, no sutta and no bandi and haan shaadi and jaldi bachche(sab kuch change ho raha hai {bayen})

D-311
Name: Arnab Saha Mandal a.k.a. Fundal Da

Email: arnab22.iitkgp@gmail.com
Relationship Staus: Ahem Ahem…..wicket down!!
Hobbies: Genarating funda, Performing dramatics even when its not inter hall and there is no judge, Apne aur sabke room pe hugna, Spreading GPhone virus
Career Goals: To get established as Prof.MoonDool and set up his own laboratory in Kali Pahari and conducting experiments on himself + becoming the warden of Patel Hall and teaching Patel anthem to the incoming batch.
Career Skills: Thankfully knows B of Biotech, Ability to sit in meditation in the middle of a highway, Can wear same outfit for an epic age
Favourite quote: NAHI ( to all questions like Class gaya? Khaane chalega? Room saaf karwayega? Sutta aache? ) , Maa C***aao
Secrets:
1) Maintains the best collection of P*** in his comp
2) Maintaining clean clothes always
3) Eats in mess only during days of full moon
Biggest Plus: Tempo and funda
Biggest minus: Overdose of tempo and funda

D-312
Name: Rupesh Kumar a.k.a Rupa

Email: rupeshkumarverma@gmail.com
Relationship status: Committed to his neighbor Mandal Da
Hobbies: Generating random words, newspapers, mugging
Career goals: To jhaap treat from whatever sources possible, HBS, Schlumberger
Career skills: Ability to stay in underwear reading newspaper all day, speaking Bengali, Laalten(L & T) ka tempo high hai
Favourite Quote: Cholbe na Cholbe na, Ze kya hai be, Aaayi Dada….,Abe chappal me gobar lagake phaddd se muh me maarunga….
Secrets:
1) Peeping through the door hole of his latest crush Mandalda and capturing his nude sessions in camera
2) Can stay awake beyond 12 o clock in the night
3) Desire to open up a company with Chomu named CHOPA(Chom and Rupa) BROS & Co.
Biggest Plus : Saw his French girlfriend stripping to nudity before him and
Biggest minus: Was still thinking what to do next……

D-313
Name: Vardhi Naveen Kumar a.k.a Sutta mamu

Email: vardhi.naveen@gmail.com
Relationship Status: The Hammer has been striking on the anvil for a long time….while the rod is not melting
Hobbies: Niteouts, damaging Hard disks at the rate of killing mosquitoes
Career Goals: Let me find a goal…Career ban jayega
Career skills: Sleeping, snoring, maintaining slim trim perfect figure
Favourite quote: Abe Bayen….aaj class gaya tha?
Secrets:
1) Never opened his window in the past three years
2) Loves to propose when everybody is proposing around
3) Holds the Guiness Book world record for maintaining the biggest ashtray in the world…..of the size of an entire drawer of the study table
Biggest Plus : Found sleeping always
Biggest minus: Wakes up when:- 1) Semester ends 2) Uppu shouts